abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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your face.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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alcoholism kills

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