What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Rebecca Black.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Women

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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