A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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