You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Bing

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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you just lost the game!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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