- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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