- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

I came.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Icecream

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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