*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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