- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

lewis bedford

How many dislikes can this get?

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

your mother is so lesbian

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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