Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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GAY PEOPLE

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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