Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Rebecca Black.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Haha pizza

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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