Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Women's Basketball.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

a little girl gets raped

Whoa! A talking carrot!

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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