- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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