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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Get in the van

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

9/11

Water, please.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

what is white and red all over? a ginger

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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