- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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