- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Sea World Japan.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Knock knock It's open, come in.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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