Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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penis that is all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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