Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Women's rights.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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