Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Teen pregnancy

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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no u

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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