What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Sea World Japan.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Baseball

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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