what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Feet

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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The horse's name was Friday

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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