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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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High school gym class.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Feet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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