Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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High school gym class.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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