- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Penis jokes.

where do the women go? the womanarium

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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