- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

look left now look right. washing machine

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

a little girl gets raped

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

hi

Go away.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

what time is it rape time

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Sea World Japan.

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