What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What is brown and sticky?

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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like facebook.com/john maon

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Your mom goes to college

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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