your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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