Osama Bin Laden dies.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

corey is a nipplepotomus

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

stuff and dogs {()}

A man. That is all.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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