What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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you will die someday

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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austins gay lolololol

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Working hard or hardly working????

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What is brown and sticky?

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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