What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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womens rights!

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Women Drivers.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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look left now look right. washing machine

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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