- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Steering Wheel Face.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Time flies like a banana.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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