A man farted. Another man walked away.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

http://www.ladsta.com

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Hi colton

why did the man die? he got shot

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

I can't think of a joke!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...