- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

your momma's an antijoke

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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