What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

My mom's dead

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Canada's army

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

I love Ciara!

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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