9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Women

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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