your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Which one is hardest?

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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