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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

you just lost the game!

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Anal cheese curds.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

james schmitt whats your last name

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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