Penis

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What is brown and sticky?

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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69

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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