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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What is brown and sticky?

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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