A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Working hard or hardly working????

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