ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Poopsack Jones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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