ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Poopsack Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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