- Anti Joke

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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