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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

come along children

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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