how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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KEVIN HART

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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