knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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austins gay lolololol

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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you will die someday

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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