- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Indeed.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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