- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

I am a real homosexual

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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