how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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alcoholism kills

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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