- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Women's Rights

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

your momma's an antijoke

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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