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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Women's Basketball.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

look left now look right. washing machine

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Justin Bieber

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

lewis bedford

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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