- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Obama.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

I am a real homosexual

im black

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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