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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is brown and sticky?

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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