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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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i wish i was a tree !

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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The horse said "nay."

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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The WNBA

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james schmitt whats your last name

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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