- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

why did the man die? he got shot

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

You know George Washington? He died.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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