whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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