What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Miscarriages.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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