- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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