why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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WNBA

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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