why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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