whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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