What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Women Drivers.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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womens rights!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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