- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Women's Rights

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Jews for Jesus

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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