What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

A Muslim blows up a bar

I don't get it

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A guy is playing cod

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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