why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

i hate you.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Obama.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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