What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Can I touch it?

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A man walks into a bar.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Black people

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Someone told me about this website.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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