knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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