- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Avery has crabs.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

a banana

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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