Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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