Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Women's rights.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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