Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

American Idol

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

i wish i was a tree !

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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