lewis bedford

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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