- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Your mum is dead

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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