- Anti Joke

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is brown and smells? Poop

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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