What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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