- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Gadaffi

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Penis jokes.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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