- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

9/11/01 walks into a bar

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

corey is a nipplepotomus

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

I am a real homosexual

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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