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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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