- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

okay.....

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

I can't think of a joke!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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