- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Fuck her

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Mitt Romney for president.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

It's your mother, open the door.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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