Tacos

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Penis in a box.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Knock knock Come in!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Time flies like a banana.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Your Mom

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Poopsack Jones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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