- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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