- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

womens rights!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Banana(s)

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

no u

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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