a black guy leaves prison

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Tacos

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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