how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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