- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Black people are clen.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Go away.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Steering Wheel Face.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Baseball

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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