What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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