- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Women's rights.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Jewish People

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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