- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Women Drivers.

womens rights!

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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