- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

womens rights!

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Sea World Japan.

Women's Basketball.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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