Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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whats gay ? you

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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shut up

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World peace

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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