Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Sea World Japan.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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