- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

I am a real homosexual

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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