why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Star Wars

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Obama.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Akshaytiger World

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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